I don’t know about their list or maybe influential means a different thing to them because Obama & the Smiths are very much influential ..They listed Obama, Will Smith & Family, Justin Bieber(I agree), Lady Gaga ..
See their reason below
Time once again for the list no one wants to be on: GQ’s third annual collection of people who’ve overstayed their turns in the spotlight and used their fame for not a good goddamn thing.
President Obama
He can blame Republicans in Congress all he likes and get away with it because congressional Republicans are the worst. But the fact remains that I have spent the majority of this man’s presidency watching bad things happen, then hearing a thoughtful speech about how we gotta make sure the bad things never happen again, and then watching as nothing gets done. Next time there’s an election, I want Nate Silver to analyze the data and tell me who to vote for so that I don’t end up casting my ballot for a very eloquent hat stand.
Lady Gaga
People will only go along with your whole meta-art tampon costume if you’ve got the songs to go with it.
Will Smith and family
After Earth was just like Battlefield Earth except it didn’t give us the courtesy of being utterly laughable. This wasn’t simply a vanity project—it was a double vanity project, in which Smith made a naked bid to hand over his “King of the Fourth of July” crown to his son and fellow squint-actor, Jaden Smith, who infamously tweeted this year that “If Everybody In The World Dropped Out Of School We Would Have A Much More Intelligent Society.” In just a few years, Will Smith has gone from one of America’s most beloved stars to one of its most despicable. Oooh, what a twist! Shyamalan-esque!
Prince George
For all the coverage he got, Prince George should have been a special baby. An alien baby. A baby with perpetually bleeding stigmata wounds. But no. After all that breathless anticipation, we were presented with just another stupid newborn who cries and shits and can’t even decide on an eye color yet. What a disappointment to the world. Do more cool stuff, baby!
Miley Cyrus
Didn’t we already go through this with Madonna, and Janet Jackson, and Britney, and Xtina, and that one video in which Alanis was naked on a subway with her hair in front of her boobs and it was really awkward for everyone? Miley spent the entire year foam-finger-blasting herself, licking sledgehammers, and basically trying every inane strategy she could think of to rile up America’s few remaining pearl clutchers. What’s sad is that it totally worked.
Justin Bieber
When you’re a just-legal megastar raising hell and being a brat, people will still give you a chance. They’ll blame the money and the fame and probably your parents. But once you lose the baby fat, there are no viable excuses. You are officially just a little shit for pissing in buckets and cursing out Bill Clinton and writing the exact wrong thing in the guest book at the Anne Frank house and spitting on people and having your monkey confiscated. Also, he dresses like a blind magician.
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